goodluckdetective:

I picture all of Caboose’s sisters as crazy competent geniuses in their respective fields. One’s a pro wrestler who is like, buff as all hell. Another is an expert in A.I tech. One has the best hair salon on the entire moon. The eldest is on of the best pilots the USNC has ever seen (cough, niner, cough).

There is one thing that brings them all together though. The first is that they dote on their baby brother like crazy, cus once the youngest, always the youngest. The second is that there is a “talk shit get hit” policy for ableist comments, because Caboose was always different and while he could deal with his bullies, he shouldn’t have to. 

Some asshole: “What a absolute *insert ableist word of choice here*”

5′1 Hair Salon Sister, appears stage left with a still hot hair straightener. “WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MIKEY!”

Caboose: Oh no.

Hair Salon Sister: “I HOPE YOU’RE NOT ATTATCHED TO YOUR SHITTY UNDERCUT CUS YOU’RE ABOUT TO BE BALD.”

Everyone watches in awe.