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30 days of Red vs Blue gifs;

5 out of 30; Favorite Freelancer

“In other news, hurricane Delta continues to rain on my parade. So when I finally see her again, I think I’ve narrowed down my line to like two options, okay? Here the- here they are. One: “Hey there Carolina, if I said I like your armor, would you hold it against me?” Or two-”

York, please focus.

“What? Pickup lines are important, D.”