I would rather bang Jack

Gavin: Have you ever had sex, but thought about yourself?Geoff: No.Ryan: What?Michael: What does that mean?Geoff: I assume you do a lot but I have no-Michael: What does that even mean???Jack: It's an American Psycho reference.Gavin: There's always that thing where people picture other people while they're banging and I was wondering if anyone has ever just like pictured their own face.Michael: Nope. I've never imagined banging myself.Ryan: Isn't that what the mirror is for?Jack: I imagine the least sexy thing during sex with me is me. Geoff: I would absolutely- I am probably the one person in the world I wouldn't want to have sex with. Gavin: So you'd wanna bang Jack more than you?Geoff: Yeah. I would rather bang Jack than me. I know way too much about me. Jack: ... Hi Tumblr, how're you guys doing? Haven't seen you in a while.
Jul 31st (1586)
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